How to Maintain a Healthy Level of Insanity

28 04 2008

My mom’s always forwarding me chain emails. I think she sends them because she enjoys emailing me—and maybe because she thinks they’re funny. 80% of the time they are funny. So, I’d like to share one with you. This is the type of stuff I would do just because people already think I’m strange….

18 Ways To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity

1. At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. See if they slow down.

2. Page yourself over the Intercom. Don’t disguise your voice.

3. Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that.

4. Put your garbage can on your desk and label it ‘IN’.

5. Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks once everyone has gotten over their caffeine addictions, switch to espresso.

6. In the memo field of all your checks, write “For Smuggling Diamonds”

7. Finish all your sentences with “In Accordance With The Prophecy”

8. Don’t use any punctuation.

9. As often as possible, skip rather than walk.

10. Order a diet water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.

11. Specify that your drive-thru order is ‘To Go’.

12. Sing along at the opera.

13. Go to a poetry recital and ask “Why the poems don’t rhyme?”

14. Put mosquito netting around your work area and play tropical sounds all day.

15. Five days in advance, tell your friends you can’t attend their party because you’re not in the mood.

16. Have your co-workers address you by your wrestling name, Rock Bottom.

17. When the money comes out the ATM, scream “I Won! I Won!”

18. When leaving the Zoo, start running towards the parking lot, yelling “Run for your lives! They’re loose!”

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Miss Rap Supreme

22 04 2008

Do you remember Khia?  I’m talking about “My neck, my back, lick my…” And if you listened to a Top 100/Pop radio station in 2002 at all, then you can finish that lyric.

Well, Khia is back!  Or at least trying…

Most recently, she could be seen on the tasteful and classy show “Miss Rap Supreme.”  Honestly, I don’t even know what channel this show airs on, but from this clip, I shouldn’t really care.

Somebody please explain to me why some people feel it necessary to act a fool NO MATTER where they are?  Just watch the clip….